Anonymous Tip

Just when I thought the trail had gone cold, I received some news on the hamburger caper today. Paris Hilton got an anonymous tip yesterday. It turns out the person that I suspected all along (Bucky) admitted to the crime. I knew it was him from the start. For one, the cleaning crew spotted him in the office the night of the theft. Another telltale sign is that his guilty conscience hasn't allowed him to speak to me for the past week. I told Paris if she were to let the tipster know that if a hamburger were to appear on my desk one day, I would let the whole thing go. Well, not really let it go, I'm not very good at that. But, I would quit talking about it until Bucky does something else to piss me off.