Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Revenge?

Bucky has a prized ipod, which, technically, isn't even his - he stole it from the Slug before the Slug got fired and never returned it. The Slug came by the office the other day to try to get it back and Bucky wouldn't give it to him. I guess this would explain why it is Bucky's "prized" ipod. Anywho, his prized ipod turns up missing 4 days ago. I never even knew, or cared, that is was missing, but I guess it was recovered yesterday sitting on a desk in the darkest depths of the basement.

So yesterday Bucky was walking around the office confronting people trying to get a confession. He confronted Paris and when she told him she didn't even know we had a basement, Bucky said I must have stole it in retaliation for the hamburger.

Now, both Idaho and I have been working harder than usual lately. We have both been working at Dysfunctional Office, at the Satellite Office and at our respective homes. I really don't have the time or energy to even give a crap about Bucky's ipod, let alone exact my revenge by hiding it. If I was going to exact my revenge on his ipod, I probably would have smashed it into 100 pieces and poured it inside his jar of protein powder.

1 comment:

Me w/3 said...

revenge? revenge? I think you should confiscate the iPod, erase the 100's of stored tunes, replacing them with 1 song.... over and over...

something like.....Eye of the Tiger - You know, Rockie's theme! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

OK, I gotta go!