Bucky has a prized ipod, which, technically, isn't even his - he stole it from the Slug before the Slug got fired and never returned it. The Slug came by the office the other day to try to get it back and Bucky wouldn't give it to him. I guess this would explain why it is Bucky's "prized" ipod. Anywho, his prized ipod turns up missing 4 days ago. I never even knew, or cared, that is was missing, but I guess it was recovered yesterday sitting on a desk in the darkest depths of the basement.
So yesterday Bucky was walking around the office confronting people trying to get a confession. He confronted Paris and when she told him she didn't even know we had a basement, Bucky said I must have stole it in retaliation for the hamburger.
Now, both Idaho and I have been working harder than usual lately. We have both been working at Dysfunctional Office, at the Satellite Office and at our respective homes. I really don't have the time or energy to even give a crap about Bucky's ipod, let alone exact my revenge by hiding it. If I was going to exact my revenge on his ipod, I probably would have smashed it into 100 pieces and poured it inside his jar of protein powder.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Global Warming or Ice Age???
Not that this is huge office gossip.....but I just gotta say it! "I am so sick of the SNOW!" It is April for crying out loud, we are supposed to be playing soccer, wearing shorts, and drinking summertime drinks. Flowers are supposed to be growing, trees are supposed to be budding, and yards are supposed to be getting mowed and manicured. It has snowed five of the eight days in April! Global Warming??? I don't think so, I am thinking it is the start of the next ice age people. I know we live in Idaho, but come on! I don't remember a year when it has snowed this much in, dare I say it again, APRIL!
Okay, to the office. There have a been a few conspiracy shakedowns, but nothing that we have not been able to deal with. I swear I don't know where some people come up with some of the outlandish things that they say?
Our office has currently entered two teams in Bloomsday, a semi local seven mile jaunt. We have a few in the office who are interested in getting a free entry, getting a little exercise and having some fun. Then there are the others. You know the ones I mean. The ones that train three times a day, eat nutritional powder like it's going out of style, always know their pace down to about 5 decimal places and talk about their pace on a daily basis. Paris Hilton has been running and I'm hoping she kicks everyone's butt. She is thought to be the underdog, but I think she is secretly training and hoping for an upset. Only time will tell and that time is in early May.
What else...........I guess not a lot. A replacement Hudson or anything even resembling a hamburger never showed up. If I know Rosie though, revenge will be hers, just give her some time. Things have been a little hectic, but really nothing to come unglued about, other than the freakin snow.
I guess that's it for now. I am currently in Montana on business and will be back at the end of the week, maybe some exciting news will be waiting when I return. Like oh I don't know, maybe someone will have their pace down to a 6:41045672889562543789 mile!
Okay, to the office. There have a been a few conspiracy shakedowns, but nothing that we have not been able to deal with. I swear I don't know where some people come up with some of the outlandish things that they say?
Our office has currently entered two teams in Bloomsday, a semi local seven mile jaunt. We have a few in the office who are interested in getting a free entry, getting a little exercise and having some fun. Then there are the others. You know the ones I mean. The ones that train three times a day, eat nutritional powder like it's going out of style, always know their pace down to about 5 decimal places and talk about their pace on a daily basis. Paris Hilton has been running and I'm hoping she kicks everyone's butt. She is thought to be the underdog, but I think she is secretly training and hoping for an upset. Only time will tell and that time is in early May.
What else...........I guess not a lot. A replacement Hudson or anything even resembling a hamburger never showed up. If I know Rosie though, revenge will be hers, just give her some time. Things have been a little hectic, but really nothing to come unglued about, other than the freakin snow.
I guess that's it for now. I am currently in Montana on business and will be back at the end of the week, maybe some exciting news will be waiting when I return. Like oh I don't know, maybe someone will have their pace down to a 6:41045672889562543789 mile!
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