Paris' New Hat!

Not much to report these days with Bucky gone and the Beady Eyed Little Bastard away for a few weeks, but we can usually count on Paris Hilton to keep things interesting.

She strolls into work the other morning deep in thought. We all wish her a good morning, but she is so focused on whatever is on her mind that it doesn't even register that people are speaking to her. In fact, I don't even think she knows where she is or how she got here. Finally she breaks her silence to report "On my lunch hour today, I need to buy a straw cowboy hat."

So now we all know what weighs heavy on her mind!